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How Not To Bake Cookies & Other Kitchen Lessons Learned the Hard Way

March 20, 2014 by Lisa 10 Comments

“Why is baking so ?#&*@$! hard?!” I had the phone cradled between my ear and the crook of my shoulder, my (brand-new) rolling pin in hand trying to roll through rock solid cookie dough.
“Baking isn’t hard. It’s precise.” My best friend replied. She has a very matter of fact way of speaking and a culinary queen. And whenever I have a kitchen question, she’s the first person I call.  
A few weeks ago, I hosted a party and I had this idea to bake sugar cookies. I’ve never baked any kind of cookie from scratch before but figured, how hard could it be? I’m not much of a baker. My skills are pretty basic. But every so often, I go through a phase where I decide I’m going to embrace my domestic diva and go crazy in la cocina. Hence – my desire to bake cookies from scratch.  
Needless to say, it was a cookietastrophe and two hours later I called my BFF back and asked her to bring cookies to the party. Precision isn’t my thing.
But out of every kitchen fail comes a lesson learned!  
7 Kitchen Tips Based on Mistakes I’ve Made in the Past

Baking Sugar/Cut Out Cookies.
1. When you take the cookie dough out of the fridge, let it sit out for a while before attempting to roll out. BUT don’t let it sit out too long, otherwise it will get all gooey and gross and impossible to cut out.
2. Apparently, cookie cutters only work with a sugar cookie recipe. Never attempt using with an oatmeal cookie mix. 
Wax Paper vs Parchment Paper.
3. They are different. Do not attempt to use wax paper to bake anything. On Thanksgiving I made sweet potato wedges in honey and other gooey goodness. In an attempt to make my clean up easier, I lined my baking sheet with wax paper assuming it was the same as parchment paper. The wax paper melted all over the baking sheet and well, the clean up wasn’t that easy.
Since then, I’ve stuck to using wax paper for cold/room temp stuff and parchment paper for baking  stuff.
When Trying a New Recipe for the First Time. 
4. Read – don’t skim – the instructions. And then reread them. A few weeks ago, I attempted to make cilantro rice. I skipped the step where it said to blend the cilantro before adding to rice. And that’s why my cilantro rice did not turn green.
5. Never make a something for the first time for an occasion when you’re in a rush. See lessons 1 – 4. 
Brown Sugar.
6. I like brown sugar. I use it for baking and cooking. But every time I go to use it it’s hard as a rock. Thinking it’s gone bad – I toss the box and send my husband out for a fresh one. But did you know you can soften it in the microwave? I literally just read this on the box the other day. You know how many practically full boxes of brown sugar I’ve thrown away? It’s embarrassing. 
There are 2 ways to soften brown sugar.

Microwave: Place hard brown sugar in microwave safe bowl. Cover with damp paper towels. Tightly cover bowl with plastic wrap and heat for 30 second intervals until soft. Use immediately.

Overnight: Place hard brown sugar in bowl. Cover with two damp paper towels. Cover with plastic wrap or foil. Let stand over night at room temperature. 

Safety First.
7. NEVER use a paper towel as a pot holder. Not only did I burn my hand but the paper towel caught on fire.  
I think it’s pretty obvious that I make dumb mistakes in the kitchen. But to my credit, I never make the same mistake twice. What valuable lessons have you learned from your kitchen fails?  

Mama’s Losin’ It

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Comments

  1. Lady Goo Goo Gaga says

    March 20, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    Great tips!!!

    Reply
  2. Jen E @ mommablogsalot says

    March 20, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    Okay the brown sugar tip and the wax paper vs. parchment paper – revolutionary stuff here!! I had no idea! I only hope I remember these tips for next time and don't just have to learn them myself the hard way later.

    Reply
    • Lisa says

      March 21, 2014 at 10:14 pm

      If you don't remember and you make a mistake, I assure you – you won't forget. EVER. LOL

      Reply
  3. Sailing Autistic Seas says

    March 20, 2014 at 6:11 pm

    I am a mess when it comes to baking. I do not get many chances to practice. My husband and son eat next to no baked goods. Cookies are the exception. Thanks for these tips. 🙂

    Reply
    • Lisa says

      March 21, 2014 at 10:15 pm

      I think I may stick to cupcakes. Cupcakes and brownies I can do. Cookies – not so much.

      Reply
  4. Kathryn Caldwell says

    March 21, 2014 at 4:50 pm

    I am sorry but that last one made me laugh out loud! Once I had total pregnancy brain and lifted a pan out of the oven sans mitt. Needless to say that pie went straight to the floor. Ouch!

    Reply
    • Lisa says

      March 21, 2014 at 10:16 pm

      Oh yeah – I've done that too. Except, I didn't have pregnancy brain – I just wasn't thinking. Ouch is right!

      Reply
  5. Mama Kat says

    March 22, 2014 at 3:40 am

    I've totally used wax paper to bake with! What else is wax paper good for!?!

    Reply
  6. kelley jensen says

    March 22, 2014 at 4:50 am

    those are some great tips–hard to come by! I have picked a pan up off the stove with my bare hand before, I completely spaced that it was hot. I like to roll my cookie dough almost 1/2 inch. It makes a softer cookie and is less likely to burn, I learned that after burning many cookies. Stopping by from mama kats kelley at the road goes ever ever on

    Reply
  7. Kat says

    March 22, 2014 at 3:23 pm

    Those are definitely some hard lessons to learn but do make a good story!

    To keep your brown sugar soft, put the end piece (heel) from a loaf of bread in your brown sugar container and it will always be soft and ready to use. My ex-husband taught me that trick years ago and I've done it ever since.

    Visiting from Mama Kat's!

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